Jimebrown666 Ep 123

Jim E. Brown is a 19 year old singer-songwriter and author from some weird place he wont stop yelling about his life is so tragic that most people find that they cant help smiling and being grateful for their own less tragic life. I must say he maintained his composure after drinking roughly 40 beers remarkably well but that could have something to do with the fact he is dramatically overweight most of the music talks about fast food girls he fumbled and things you would see and hear walking through a park. My friend Lincoln called it post punk go figure. my voice is especially monotone in the intros because I'm fucking tired or maybe i caught one of Jim's degenerative conditions. The headliner "Burt Murder" was pretty good too Lincoln forced me to stay and watch because he falls in love with female members of every band he sees, upon hearing that she was dating the lead singer he cried in my arms maybe this will tank his self-esteem to the point he unblocks one of his stalkers god I hope so that would make for a decent episode and that in turn would distract me from the fact that the only warmth and companionship I feel in my life is with you my precious listener I do this all for you I am an empty shell that once contained a crab that was shattered and emptied of everything alive and of value, but you my precious listener are the seagulls that dragged me out of the dumpster and dropped me onto the concrete creating a small noise that lives in the ears of those walking by for a moment.